Peep this handsome couple demonstrating how Hypercolor gets you laid...
That is dead sexy. But it looks like that chick is getting a weird Hypercolor rash all over her arm and belly. They should've touched up that foto a bit before putting it all over the web.
Also, for the record, I want to mention that this blogger shizz sometimes will randomly delete words from my post. So it sounds I don't speak ENglish. Or that I am writing this after having crushed and snorted ADD medication off a binder. Which is not something I have done personally, but some of us have (in front of terrified prospies).
OK. So. Topic for the day is common office probs and solutions to those probs. For instance, what do you do with a chatty coworker? Or, is it OK to use personal email at work? Or, what is the correct way to ask a coworker from Arizona if her boobies are fake? Which is the office conundrum that Erica is facing as we speak.
It's been postulated that all women from Arizona have fake tits. (*Suggestions for better words for tits are WELCOME by the way and will be edited into the post*)
Here's a recent convo regarding the matter that went down at "Del Monte Asset Management" today:
dan: alan says they're definitely fake.
erica: how would he know?
dan: exactly. i asked him. he said in
the funniest part of the conversation was dan's insistence on using the word 'woman' instead of 'girl' so as not to offend
Yeah... I would feel so demeaned if referred to as a girl during a conversation about my fake tits...what?
Ewww. personally, I would much rather be called a girl than a woman. For some reason "Woman" conjures up images of...I don't know...THIS person:
Or THIS person:
who is the author of THIS book:
Neither of whom I feel ready to emulate at this point in my life. I'm gonna go watch the Pussycat Dolls reality show now.
Yup, that's about it for today. I = AUDI